How to Lose a Girl in 10 Days

Losing a girlfriend isn't that challenging. It just takes neglect in a few key areas and a willful arrogance in others. In order to not keep a girl, follow these steps. She'll be gone in no time.

Instructions

1. Step 1

   Forget dates. Stand up the girl whenever possible and be unapologetic when it happens. Keep forgetting plans you have together and never give an explanation. Act suspiciously when she asks where you've been.

2. Step 2

   Stare at other girls. Leave your girlfriend wondering whether you are interested in other girls and whether you may be pursuing them when the two of you are not together.

3. Step 3

   Be thoughtless. Forget that she has feelings and say things that are rude and inappropriate. Tell her that her clothes are unflattering and that her home is dirty.

4. Step 4

   Bring friends along every time you are with your girlfriend. Keep your friends there even when the girl makes it plain that they should leave.

5. Step 5

   Be rude to the girl in front of other people. Make sure her friends and yours hear the things you say to her. Be rude to her friends as well for good measure. Allow her friends to talk her out of dating you.

6. Step 6

   Talk about yourself relentlessly. Interrupt anytime she tries to talk about herself. Talk about how great you are with women, including old girlfriends, and how much they all liked you.